",but i can’t draw"
yes you can you shitlord picK UP A PENCIL YOU FFFFUKCINGN NERD !!!!! MAKE!!! A MARK ON YOUR PAPRE DO IT MAKE A LINE!! GODO MKE ANOTHER ONE!!!!! MORE LINES!!!!!!!!!! I WANTT MORE LNIES YES YSE MORE PICK UP YOUR MENCIL AND MAKE LINES LOOK AT YOU YOURE A BEUETIFUL ARTITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i understand that its hard to start doing a thing esp if youre nervous about being bad at it
but i see so many people saying “i cant draw” like they dont know what “can’t” means??
it would be so much more accurate to say, “i dont feel like drawing”, “i dont like to draw”, “i wish i could draw, but i dont have much experience and im afraid of trying”
going up on stage and doing stand up is a lot better than actually talking to people
i just plan funny things to say, go say them, and then leave
the next day people point and tell me how awesome i am, and i mutter “thanks, thank u, thank s a lot” while never making eye contact
its like ive found the perfect way to get people to like me without having to break myself in half trying to talk to them, ive done it
professional-fuckup asked: I bet you're really funny too. Can we hear your work? Like a sample?
i dont think it would be funny if i just typed it out…. i see a lot of stuff on tumblr, popular text posts, that would have been such great stand up bits. i think mine would dwarf in comparison.
maybe one day ill put up a youtube video or something!
1.Do you want a datefriend?
2. When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?