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diedeadied:

",but i can’t draw"

yes you can you shitlord picK UP A PENCIL YOU FFFFUKCINGN NERD !!!!! MAKE!!! A MARK ON YOUR PAPRE DO IT MAKE A LINE!! GODO MKE ANOTHER ONE!!!!! MORE LINES!!!!!!!!!! I WANTT MORE LNIES YES YSE MORE PICK UP YOUR MENCIL AND MAKE LINES LOOK AT YOU YOURE A BEUETIFUL ARTITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

diedeadied:

i understand that its hard to start doing a thing esp if youre nervous about being bad at it

but i see so many people saying “i cant draw” like they dont know what “can’t” means??

it would be so much more accurate to say, “i dont feel like drawing”, “i dont like to draw”, “i wish i could draw, but i dont have much experience and im afraid of trying”

diedeadied:

going up on stage and doing stand up is a lot better than actually talking to people

i just plan funny things to say, go say them, and then leave

the next day people point and tell me how awesome i am, and i mutter “thanks, thank u, thank s a lot” while never making eye contact

its like ive found the perfect way to get people to like me without having to break myself in half trying to talk to them, ive done it

professional-fuckup asked: I bet you're really funny too. Can we hear your work? Like a sample?

diedeadied:

i dont think it would be funny if i just typed it out…. i see a lot of stuff on tumblr, popular text posts, that would have been such great stand up bits. i think mine would dwarf in comparison.

maybe one day ill put up a youtube video or something!

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